Secret Homosexual Handshake - Beware!

All Good Christians must beware the secret homo-handshake, lest they be unwittingly pulled into a public washroom by Satan incarnate, and forced to endure hours of carnal delights. This article is the funniest thing I have ever seen, and I only wish I had the time/brain capacity (@ 5:00AM) to give it the full run-down). I can promise I will delve a little deeper tomorrow into the disturbed minds of these paranois religious bigots. God bless freedom of religion (too bad it wasn't freedom from religion...).